Therefore, I bring you the next installment in the SG-1 Sims Saga.
Previously on Stargate Sims: SG-1
After having settled in and tackled the multiverse, our intrepid heroes find the real reason for their mission into small town suburbia: go undercover to hunt for Goa'uld and other aliens posing as regular people on Earth.
To do so, Jack takes a job as a burger flipper and Teal'c takes security. Sam and Daniel pose as "science twins."
On his first night, Jack brings home a suspected Goa'uld--Antonio. Immediately, Daniel engages the maybe Goa'uld in the only way he knows how...by talking. And it's not just any conversation. No. He knows what real Goa'uld want. Kissing.
When that doesn't work, Daniel whips out his trusty book. The effect is instant. Bored to death, Antonio goes home.
Where does that leave SG-1? Well, since the Antonio hunch didn't pan out, they just go eh and hang out. But something is amiss. Have SG-1 been struck by love potion number 9?
Oblivious to the continuity changes in scenery, we have Jack flirt with Sam.
Sam make-out with Daniel.
And Sam snuggle with Teal'c.
And it doesn't end there. Jack gets smarmy with Daniel.
And is that Teal'c propositioning Daniel?
Realizing that they are closer than they should be, SG-1 take measures to end the hank-panky. Er, maybe not. (So does not want to know...)
The team has a nice meal of Jack's famous grilled cheese.
As the week winds down, Daniel goes off to contemplate the universe. Sam spends some time alone and dreams of a day when she's not shipped.
Jack gazes at the stars.
And Teal'c who?
Next week on Stargate Sims: SG-1
What will the team do when Cameron Mitchell and Vala Mal Doran show up at the front door? Will Vala drive Daniel to the brink of madness (or at least bring on hissy fits)? Will Cameron realize that SG-1 isn't a party? Will Sam be shipped with yet another man? Will Teal'c stop getting wallpapered?
And will Jack finally put on some darn clothes?
*Sim!Janet was unavailable for the "filming" of this episode as she got knocked up again.