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07 March 2007 @ 12:04 am
SG-1 Fic: Enjoying the View  
Title: Enjoying the View
Author: Moonshayde
Season: Nine
Category: Humor
Spoilers: Any time after Beachhead
Pairing/Character: Teal'c, Sam/Teal'c friendship, Team
Prompt: 040 (Sight)
Summary: Teal'c makes sure Sam enjoys the view.
Warnings: none, just some teasing among friends
Rating: PG

Author's Notes: Written for my Teal'c Fic Table which can be found here. Unbetaed at this time.

Disclaimer: Stargate, Stargate SG-1 and all of its characters, titles, names, and back-story are the property of MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Productions, SciFi Channel, and Showtime/Viacom. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author. This story cannot be printed anywhere without the sole permission of the author. Realize this is for entertainment purposes only; no financial gain or profit has been gained from this fiction. This story is not meant to be an infringement on the rights of the above-mentioned establishments


Teal'c exited the convenience store, food in hand, and crossed the parking lot to where his friends were waiting. There, he found the van remained where they had left it. Colonel Carter stood several feet in front of it, her gaze transfixed on the van's open hood and engine. Teal'c stopped by her side and followed her gaze.

Colonel Mitchell and Daniel Jackson labored over the engine, their heads lost beneath the hood. For now, they seemed peaceful. Teal'c had yet to see any sign of discord, though from where he stood Teal'c was certain Daniel Jackson's hands had started to jerk with frustration. He did not believe it would be long before a disagreement began.

"If General O'Neill were here, he and Daniel would already be slapping each other's hands," Colonel Carter said.

Teal'c frowned, recalling the incident. He did not wish to repeat it.

"I have brought you refreshments," he said.

"Thanks." She grabbed a diet Coke from his hands, but kept her gaze centered on the van.

Teal'c frowned. "I do not understand," he said, watching as Colonel Mitchell reached behind him to lift his shirt and scratch his back. "Are you not capable of repairing the vehicle?"

When Colonel Carter did not answer, he refocused his attention on her, only to find that she had stiffened, her cheeks turning a light pink. She stole a quick, seemingly guilty glance his way before her gaze darted back to the van.

Teal'c once again followed her gaze. Now, Daniel Jackson was leaning forward, the fabric of his pants stretching over his rear. Teal'c blinked and raised an eyebrow as he regarded Colonel Carter. She pretended to ignore him as she chewed on the inside of her mouth, but Teal'c did not miss the delight dancing in her eyes.

He stood a little taller. He knew what he must do.

Teal'c handed Colonel Carter the chips he had bought and walked toward the van. He was certain that he heard her call after him, but it was of little consequence. Teal'c had reached the front of the van.

"Hey, man," Colonel Mitchell said, shifting so that he could see Teal'c. "You come to help?

"I have."

As he examined the engine, he heard Daniel Jackson shift beside him. "I didn't know you could fix cars," he said.

Teal'c turned to his friend. "I cannot."

The response caused Daniel Jackson to frown. He rubbed at his forehead, creating a giant streak of oil that bridged one temple to the next. Teal'c attempted to hold back a smile. He put aside his friend's messy appearance and returned to the vehicle. Satisfied with his position, Teal'c thrust back his posterior and leaned over the engine.

Behind him, he heard a pleased laugh, followed by a clap. Teal'c's smile only widened.

Daniel Jackson's frown only deepened. "What's Sam laughing about?"

"I believe Colonel Carter views you as the butt of many jokes."

Daniel Jackson blinked, his brow furrowing in the manner of confusion that he often held when close to discovery, yet unable to find the answer. However, Colonel Mitchell, though brave, was not always the quickest to understand.

Colonel Mitchell laughed. "She's probably just having a blast."

Teal'c smiled. "You do not know how right you are, Colonel Mitchell."

"You know, I was positive Sam knew some basics on small engine repair," Daniel Jackson said. "Or some kind of engine repair. I was sure she asked Siler to teach her."

"Nah." Colonel Mitchell wiped his face on his sleeve. "She probably just wants us to fix it for her. Chicks dig that, you know."

This time, Teal'c kept his amusement to himself. But he did not miss the opportunity to lean over the engine once again as Colonel Mitchell and Daniel Jackson came to join him. As they concentrated on finishing their work, Teal'c could only hope that Colonel Carter enjoyed the view.

The End
Current Mood: grumpygrumpy
MegTDJ: Sam/Teal'c Groovy - thefakeheadlinemeg_tdj on March 7th, 2007 05:50 am (UTC)
Bwahahahaha! Very nice. ;)
Working for the Mandroid: Flower (Janet)moonshayde on March 7th, 2007 12:32 pm (UTC)
Thanks! :)
Fig Newtonsg_fignewton on March 7th, 2007 08:11 am (UTC)
Teal'c having no trouble with it is so... Teal'c.
Working for the Mandroid: Trainingmoonshayde on March 7th, 2007 12:32 pm (UTC)
Teal'c is awesome in so many ways, isn't he?
Xaveria: Jack-ARGH!l_jade on March 7th, 2007 08:29 am (UTC)
Nice indeed! :)

thank you.
Working for the Mandroid: Jackmoonshayde on March 7th, 2007 12:33 pm (UTC)
No, thank you! :)
ladybirdness: emmaladybirdness on March 7th, 2007 12:41 pm (UTC)
ohhhh niiiiiiice view there

*tips head a little to watch*
Working for the Mandroid: heartachemoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:12 pm (UTC)
LOL! *tips head with you*
Ana: Carterana_grrl on March 7th, 2007 01:10 pm (UTC)
Hee! Very funny. And Mitchell,

"She probably just wants us to fix it for her. Chicks dig that, you know."

it cracks me up that he doesn't have a clue sometimes.
Working for the Mandroid: Mitchell Heromoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Got to love Cameron! :)
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Working for the Mandroid: Couragemoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
Teal'c is love. Thanks for reading :)
(Anonymous) on March 7th, 2007 01:34 pm (UTC)
"I believe Colonel Carter views you as the butt of many jokes."

Okay, that? Is gold. Awesome way to start my day. Thank you for the laugh.

Tell me this. What did Sam put do to the engine to cause the breakdown, hmmm? ;)

ayianaayiana on March 7th, 2007 02:55 pm (UTC)
Meh. Goofball LJ. It hates when I work from my other computer. That was me. Sorry.
(no subject) - moonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Deniseskydiver119 on March 7th, 2007 01:36 pm (UTC)

go teal'c go

what a cute fic. and a true friend ;)
Working for the Mandroid: In Armsmoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:16 pm (UTC)
Teal'c's not bashful at all ;)

Thanks so much for reading!
beanpotbeanpot on March 7th, 2007 01:42 pm (UTC)
LOL! That was great. Sam is the luckiest girl in the world isn't she?
Working for the Mandroid: Sammoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:17 pm (UTC)
She is! *grins* Thanks for reading.
Julie, betrayer of the literary traditionsplash_the_cat on March 7th, 2007 02:18 pm (UTC)
"I believe Colonel Carter views you as the butt of many jokes."

For. The. Win.

I am seriously grooving on Sam and Teal'c friendship lately, and this was very groovy. :)
Working for the Mandroid: Boysmoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:18 pm (UTC)
There's not enough Sam and Teal'c friendship out there! I can't find any! I love them so much. It's such the underused friendship on the show. It seems everythign I find is something I've already read. We need more Sam and Teal'c love out there.

Thanks for reading!
(Anonymous) on March 7th, 2007 02:20 pm (UTC)
Enjoying the View!
That was great...I really enjoyed that. I love Sam/Teal'c friendship. And I love Teal'c humour.Thank you ~chelle db
Working for the Mandroid: Trainingmoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:19 pm (UTC)
Re: Enjoying the View!
Sam/Teal'c friendship is great. And I love it when Teal'c is used for humor. Thanks a bunch for reading :)
6beforelunch on March 7th, 2007 02:32 pm (UTC)
*snicker* So cute!

(I need more Teal'c icons...)
Working for the Mandroid: Survivormoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:20 pm (UTC)

And seriously, I need more Teal'c icons too...
Stef: SG1 Serious Business - by JoJostef94 on March 7th, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
Fabulous! I had a very hard time not trying to laugh out loud across the office *g*

Came here via skydiver119, btw :-)
Working for the Mandroid: Familymoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:23 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'm glad you got a kick out of it!
aurora_novarum: SG-1 Kickin Assaurora_novarum on March 7th, 2007 03:04 pm (UTC)
Hee hee hee. Teal'c is such a sport, isn't he?

It's just the visual presented. Pure art.

Grabs a diet soda to go stand with Sam and enjoy the view.
Working for the Mandroid: SG-1 (New team)moonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
See? We should all be a bit like Sam sometimes...

maychorian: Teeheemaychorian on March 7th, 2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
A most excellent fic indeed.
Working for the Mandroid: Corporalmoonshayde on March 8th, 2007 04:25 pm (UTC)
Thank you very much :)