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03 September 2007 @ 02:33 pm
SG-1 Fic: Panic at the Disco  
I was supposed to write a little snippet from the meme I posted the other day for pepper_field. Instead, I wrote a little fic. The prompt was SG-1 sing karaoke. Ha.

So, yeah it's a bit weird. But it was fun. Unbetaed as I was not expecting this to turn into a fic. And I don't even feel bad writing it because I've passed my original fic writign goals for two days straight! Yay! Do I score points for stealing a band's name for a cheesy title? ;)

Title: Panic at the Disco
Author: Moonshayde
Season: Nine
Category: Humor
Spoilers: None, aside for it being S9
Pairing/Character: Team
Summary: Sometimes you have to take one for the team.
Warnings: None
Word Count: 711
Rating: PG

A/N: Written in response to the challenge of fics I would never ever write. Prompt: SG-1 sing karaoke.

Disclaimer: Stargate, Stargate SG-1 and all of its characters, titles, names, and back-story are the property of MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Productions, SciFi Channel, and Showtime/Viacom. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author. This story cannot be printed anywhere without the sole permission of the author. Realize this is for entertainment purposes only; no financial gain or profit has been gained from this fiction. This story is not meant to be an infringement on the rights of the above-mentioned establishments


When SG-1 opened the large metal doors, they hadn't expected a disco.

Strobe lights, flashing colors, smoke, and loud music – the whole room popped in a cacophony of sound across an acid tripping visual spectrum. Aliens twirled, humans bopped, and machines screeched across the sparkling floor.

SG-1 stared on in disbelief.

"We gated to a party planet?" Cameron asked.

Daniel shot him an impatient look. "I'm sure it's a lot more complex than that."

A feisty little green woman took that moment to pause and wink at Daniel with two of her three black eyes. He frowned.

"Or not," Sam said with a grin.

The occupants continued to dance to the alien beats, paying no mind to the four newcomers who stood with their perplexed stares. Some of the creatures looked like they were making out. Some humans were definitely making out. Others were ordering drinks at what had to be the local bar, while even others had ventured to a stage at the front of the room.

"Whoa," Cameron said, his eyes lighting up. "Is that alien karaoke?"

Sure enough, on the stage, there was a tripod with two heads singing a duet to a song that sounded like a goat bleating to tin cans.

"That's not something you see everyday," Daniel muttered.

"Yes, you do," Sam said.

The three of them turned to look at Sam. She shrugged her shoulders. "Teal'c, don't you remember P3C-818?"

Teal'c arched his eyebrow.

"The Longogans," Sam explained. "They had that big stage in their village. Jonas sang karaoke with the high priestess."

Teal'c's eyes twinkled with understanding. "He performed well."

Sam nodded. "They loved him."

"They loved him?" Cameron stroked his chin thoughtfully before shaking his head. "I never read that report."

"Jonas begged General O'Neill not to let that go on public record," Sam said, sounding apologetic.

Cameron stared at her for a moment before he turned to Daniel. "She's not yanking my chain?"

Daniel shrugged. "I wouldn't know." He glanced over to Sam and Teal'c. "But it sounds like something he would do."

That was all that Cameron needed to hear. He turned from the rest of SG-1 and headed for the stage. The three of them watched him make his way through various aliens and humanoids before he jumped on stage.

"Jonas never sang karaoke, did he?" Daniel asked with a knowing smile.

Sam grinned. "Nope."

"He never partook of singing on the worlds we visited nor on Earth," Teal'c added.

Daniel chuckled. "This needs to be taped."

Teal'c held up the small recorder in his hands and smiled. Sam and Daniel exchanged a mischievous look.

"Damn!" The three turned to the sound of Cameron. He scratched his head, staring at the alien text on the small visual display. "Jackson!"

Daniel's smile dipped. Both Teal'c and Sam waited expectantly for him to assist Cameron. With a sigh, he worked his way through the crowd and walked on stage. After a long pause, Daniel started to rattle off a quick translation of the text.

The visual display blinked on and off. Daniel stood straighter, searching the crowd. "Sam!"

Sam groaned and knocked back her head. "I'll be right back," she told Teal'c.

Sam squeezed through the crowd and climbed on stage. She came to stand beside Cameron and Daniel and the large microphone. As the crowd waited, she demonstrated to Daniel and Cameron how to make sure the visual display kept to the tune of the music.

But in the crowd, Teal'c stood alone, a wide grin on his face as he held the camera high.

* * * *

"This better be worth it."

A small tape rested in the middle of the desk. Quietly, Teal'c nudged it forward. "I believe you will find the blackmail material to be sufficient."

Jack arched his eyebrows. "All three, you say?"


Jack tapped his fingers on his desk, eyeing the tape carefully. Finally, he grabbed it and opened his drawer. He tossed a set of keys at Teal'c, who easily caught them with one hand.

"It's all yours. Garaged back in Colorado. Hank has the directions."

Teal'c gave Jack a slight bow. "It has been a pleasure to see you again, O'Neill."

Jack held up the tape. "The pleasure's been all mine."
Current Mood: ditzyditzy
Fig Newton: humorsg_fignewton on September 3rd, 2007 07:06 pm (UTC)
Teal'c pwns SG-1 again!

Oh, I LOVE it. :) :)
Working for the Mandroid: Hatmoonshayde on September 3rd, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
Teal'c for the win!
Pepper: Gigglepepper_field on September 3rd, 2007 07:12 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! Alien disco! Excellent twist!

Love Teal'c, and his little blackmail racket. *glees*

Great stuff. Hee.
Working for the Mandroid: Jugglingmoonshayde on September 3rd, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC)
Teal'c could so pull it off too. And even if he's found out, who can get mad at Teal'c?
green_grrl: SG1_TealcGroovygreen_grrl on September 3rd, 2007 08:12 pm (UTC)
Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Teal'c is the freaking coolest. (Although Jonas totally would have. ;-)
Working for the Mandroid: D'ohmoonshayde on September 3rd, 2007 09:49 pm (UTC)
Jonas totally would have! They are such liars.

While writing this, I kept having this image of Sam and Teal'c taking to Jonas to a bar that had karaoke and he just started belted out tunes.
dandelion wineegelantier on September 3rd, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
so scarily true and hilarious, ah. Teal'c so pwns them all without any effort.
and now I can't stop grinning XDDD
Working for the Mandroid: Silencemoonshayde on September 3rd, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
Teal'c is love :)
damietta on September 3rd, 2007 09:15 pm (UTC)
"He performed well." Oh, Teal'c, you bad boy.

I love fics like this that show SG1 on planets that aren't do or die. They could have had running jokes throughout the show of planets like this.

Never saw it coming that Jack would have been involved. LOL!
Working for the Mandroid: and beyondmoonshayde on September 3rd, 2007 09:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah. They have had to find planets that were more on the fun side. We just never got to see them :)

Thanks for reading!
majorsamfan: grin-rdamajorsamfan on September 5th, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
Never saw it coming that Jack would have been involved.

Me, either! Awesome twist!

But, PS, moonshayde, I think you mean Jack "tapped" his fingers on his desk, not taped... (I know you said not beta'd, so just sayin'...no big deal.)
Working for the Mandroid: Patternsmoonshayde on September 5th, 2007 09:56 pm (UTC)
Heh heh. Bah. This is why I *hate* posting without a beta, but I wasn't expecting it to be a fic. But thanks! While I wouldn't post it past Jack to tape his fingers (or someone else's) to a desk, un yeah... ;)

Thanks for reading though :)
majorsamfan: MacAttackmajorsamfan on September 6th, 2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
When the Stargate cons first started happening, the actors used to tell about Christopher Judge duct taping cast members (like Teryl Rothery) to chairs.

I can imagine Jack "MacGyvering" someone, too!
Amy Cooperamycooper on September 3rd, 2007 09:45 pm (UTC)


Working for the Mandroid: Intensemoonshayde on September 3rd, 2007 09:51 pm (UTC)
Hee hee. Thanks :)
mediatingmentor on September 3rd, 2007 10:06 pm (UTC)
Oo, this is awesome. Nice. :)
Working for the Mandroid: Light and Shadowmoonshayde on September 5th, 2007 09:33 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)
aurora_novarumaurora_novarum on September 4th, 2007 12:27 am (UTC)
Hee! Cute! :-)
Working for the Mandroid: unbreakablemoonshayde on September 5th, 2007 09:33 pm (UTC)
Thank you :)
knightshade: SG - Teal'c Shady Characterdknightshade on September 4th, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
OMG! Teal'c throws them all under the bus! And he's the only one they'd totally believe unconditionally! *grins from ear to ear* Awesome!
Working for the Mandroid: Couragemoonshayde on September 5th, 2007 09:36 pm (UTC)
Teal'c could so do it and get away with it. And who's going to call him on it? Would you? Certainly not me ;)

Thanks for reading.
help, i'm alive ;;: sg-1: arm wrestleodakota_rose on September 4th, 2007 06:29 am (UTC)
I think I've lost count of all the reasons I love Teal'c..
Working for the Mandroid: Hatmoonshayde on September 5th, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
Me too. I love him muchly :)
lyore: Duplolyore on September 4th, 2007 11:53 am (UTC)
LMAO. Teal'c is awesome. And Jack would totally put him up to it.
Working for the Mandroid: Flower (Janet)moonshayde on September 5th, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
Hee. Jack would, too :)

Thanks for reading
holdouttroutholdouttrout on September 4th, 2007 02:16 pm (UTC)
Teal'c pwns all!

Working for the Mandroid: Her Gazemoonshayde on September 5th, 2007 09:38 pm (UTC)
Yay for Teal'c! I love him so :)

Thanks for reading.
Advection: team soup by Mishadvection on September 14th, 2007 11:27 pm (UTC)
This is totally delightful -- I read it when you put it up but didn't get a chance to comment, and in the end it turns out that all I really want to say is that I loved it, so. I did. :-)
Working for the Mandroid: Hatmoonshayde on January 1st, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
*am very very late to half the comments on my flist*

Thanks for reading! I'm glad that you enjoyed it :)