After 2 hours of calling local animal hospitals, vets, shelters, humane societies, and wildlife centers in my state, I finally found a local vet who is a licensed rehabilitator who will take the poor thing in after her shift.
So if he can make it until then so he can get the proper care, that would be awesome.
I'm exhausted, and worse, I think I'm allergic. I'm in tough shape myself. It seriously shouldn't be this hard to find care for wildlife.